Only in America…

Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America…… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America…… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

“Do not let anyone claim tribute of American patriotism if they even attempt to remove religion from politics.” – George Washington’s Farewell Address to Nation

Only in America…… do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America…. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America…… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America…… do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.

“It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded not but religionists but by Christians, not on religion but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” – Patrick Henry

Only in America…… do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America…… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

Only in America…… do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in America…..  do we have drive through liquor stores.

Only in America…… can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’  (John Fugelsang)

Can you think of more? 

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