Just Sayin’

“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.” ~ Jerry Seinfield

“In heaven all the interesting people are missing” – Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.” – Sam Levenson

“Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.” – Peter Tosh

“If you don’t change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news?” ~ Douglas Noel Adams

“May it not be that, just as we have faith in Him, God has to have faith in us and, considering the history of the human race so far, may it not be that faith is even more difficult for Him than it is for us?” ~ Wystan Hugh Auden

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